Fishnet Stockings

This is definitely the day to wax on about fishnets. During last night's photo shoot our lovely model was wearing total 80's gear: black vinyl dress, leather boots, and black seamed fishnet stockings.

In my opinion, our fabulous Cell Phone Garters look best a little punked out. Sure, you can wear them with anything, but that black velvet is incredible with fishnets. If I had had a cell phone in the '80s, I definitely would have worn it like that. Luckily, I am still one hot chick, so I get to wear it anyway. Besides, the 80's are back - and all I can say is, wa-hoo!

There is something so edgy about fishnets. Especially with a seam. Given as I am to classic styles, I think my favorite look all of all is a curvy black pencil skirt with high heels and black seamed fishnets. It's timeless. Depending on the top, you can make it work in the office or out on the town. Or in private - it's perfect for any occasion.

Best of all, what other kind of hosiery looks just as good with runs and holes? Gotta love that.

Zombie-Talking

Well, this is my first day using my new voice-activated software. And so far, so good. When I started it, I had to talk like a zombie, which drove me nuts and I wound up calling the call center for help. After an hour of talking with the help center, I was at last able to get the system running and now I can actually use it. In fact, it's kind of fun.

So, let's get to the lingerie. What makes something lingerie? Is something lingerie just because it's called a "garter "? This is the situation I'm up against. People - i.e., boutique owners - hear the word "garter " and don't understand what I mean, despite photos and descriptions. And they freak about them being lingerie. (Oh no!! Not lingerie!!!) Which they're not - they're really more a quirky take on lingerie.

So, it seems I'm on the cusp of something. Young people like the garters. Trendy people like the garters. Even tech-y people like the garters. I mean, I'm getting calls from Europe, for god's sake. Clearly, there is a disconnect here somewhere.

So, is something lingerie just because it's based on lingerie? Is a corset blouse the same as a corset? Is a petticoat-shaped skirt the same as a petticoat? And, in the end, does it really matter? I mean why do we need to categorize it? Isn't it enough to be cute and fun and practical? It's a trifecta, for god's sake.

CRISIS!!!

How has this happened? I, who always – ALWAYS – wear fabulous lingerie, seem to have gotten into a rut with my fab man, after only 6 months.

Now, before you freak out and call the cops on me, it’s not like I’ve been walking around wearing Hanes briefs, for god’s sake. The worst that has happened is I’ve occasionally been sleeping in Victoria’s Secret’s cotton string bikinis and wearing – I’m almost embarrassed to admit this – non-matching bras and panties. But before you FREAK out, I will say in my defense that they have never been uncoordinating sets – just not the exact match.

So, my underwear is still cute. I’ve just noticed that I’m wearing my teddies and merrywidows and chemises less often. Of course, since we’ve only had one real date, just the two of us, in the last month, it’s not as surprising as it may sound. Still, even if the only time we have together is in fits and spurts (hmmm … that sounds like I’m making some comment about our sex life. Which I’m not. Because it’s fantastic. FAN. TAS. TIC. He does this lemon-lime thing … but I digress …)

Where was I? Yes, time together. Even if we only have little, random chunks of time together, I can still make sure to show up in my Royal Delights merrywidow. That’s just the kind of woman I am. Well, always was. But am again.

(And, no, I’m not giving you the link to that merrywidow. You’re just going to have to go to my site and hunt for it. Believe me, it’s worth it.)

Cell Phone Garters

Wa-hoo!! They are here at last: Cell Phone Garters™ from A Little Lingerie Company!

Our latest design, Cell Phone Garters™ are the urban diva’s answer to carrying a cell phone. No ugly belt clips. No more digging in your purse. Just the chance to show off those great legs every time you pick up the phone. Made of gorgeous black velvet – what could be more luxurious?

Things that Make You Go Hmmm ….

I couldn’t fall asleep the other night, my mind racing hither and yon and landing, as it always does in these moments, on my way-too-often non-existent, but always entertaining, sexual history. One thing is for sure - my sex life, as the rest of my life, is nothing if not filled with good stories. So, being awake and with nothing else to do (boyfriend working the night shift), I was moved to trot out some of my past escapades, just for my own amusement. Which is what led to the following list of Things That Make You Go Hmmm …. (aka., How Do I Get into These Situations??):

1. It was ten and a half inches. I’m four feet ten and a half inches. I couldn’t resist the math.

2. Who would have thought I’d spend my life thinking not, if only I’d had the chutzpah to do that on a plane, but, rather, if only I’d been discreet enough to have used the airplane lavatory?

3. Why would the only time a man has ever fainted on me have to happen in the middle of the night, outside, behind some suburban strip mall, when I’m in a cast and my crutches got left in the car? Really, I want to know. Why??

That’s enough for now, I think. I’ll save the rest for some other time. Besides, shouldn’t you be shopping for lingerie accessories??? We just changed our whole format, for god’s sake. Take a look.

Lingerie Take a New Turn

We are definitely moving in a new direction here at A Little Lingerie Company. Why?

Because I think lingerie is too cute to be hidden under clothing and needs to be allowed to see the light of day.

Because I think lingerie accessories can be as cute – or cuter - than the main pieces.

Because I think lingerie is fun as well as sexy, and get tired of seeing the separation.

Because I love my own designs and want to place them at the forefront (it’s my site – I get to do that).

In the next few days – just give me time for my wrists to gear up for it (damn repetitive motion!) – you’ll see a new emphasis on our website, focusing more on pocketbook garters, lingerie survival kits, and fun takes on traditional lingerie. We’re still sticking with our vision of high quality and new takes on classic styles, but we’re putting our creativity at the forefront to offer you something new.

Stay tuned …

Pocketbook Garters

It is a happy, happy day here at A Little Lingerie Company! The pocketbook garters are here! These are the first items we've designed ourselves and we think you'll love them!

This sassy garter lets you flaunt your lingerie - all while carrying your lipstick, tissues, even a couple of condoms! The pocket is removable and the look is the height of fashion. Wear it over jeans, peeking it out from underneath a sexy skirt, or use it as a sexy carryall at the beach. Available in two styles: a brown/turquoise floral and a fancy burgundy with gold embroidery.

Lingerie for the world to see - nothing's more fun than that!

White Bra Rancor

Sometimes it is so difficult to put on a white bra. I have, easily, a month’s worth of lingerie from which to choose at any given time, so you’d think this would be a piece of cake. But, actually, I have only one decent white bra and two emergency white bras, which I normally would retire, but which I haven’t found decent replacements for yet, so can’t.

Why? Because white bras aren’t my thing. Black bras, sure. I have plenty of those. Heck, my last expedition to buy a white bra resulted in a new black one, too. And I have plenty of colors – pinks, reds, purples, peaches, greens. Lots of colors. And patterns. Love patterns. Love florals, stripes, swirls of color, lots of embroidery. But plain white bras to wear in those moments when I really don’t want a red bra shining like a beacon from underneath my white t-shirt, are something else again.

And don’t get me started on beige bras. Yes, I know they’re functional – but the mere thought depresses me.

The bra is the best part of the outfit. Why would I want it toned down?