French Maid Mannequins Need Protection, Too

As any regular reader of this blog will know, I understand full well the inherent sexiness, the utter saucy appeal, if you will, of the French maid costume.

And yet, breaking through a plate glass window to feel up a mannequin in said maid costume does not seem an appropriate reaction, no matter how delicious the apron and petticoat, no matter the come-hither appeal of the mannequin's cold, plastic body - even with the added zing of all that static electricity. Nevertheless, freak fetishists - having, as always, a narrow and remarkably repetitive range of sexual response - can now proudly add to their ranks an experienced mannequin-groper.

Promising his parole officer to keep out of jail - for once - by (here's a thought!) buying his own mannequin, the sexually-challenged pervert found the lure of attacking exotic plastic to be too good to resist. Nothing like groping a stranger's plastic doll. Especially if you have to break through glass to get to it. I mean, you couldn't just go to the local department store and have a grope. No, that would be too easy. You'd probably get downgraded from Complete Freak of Nature to just Mildly Deviant.

And what's the fun of that?

Despite the bizarre-ness of the whole scenario, I believe the man's lawyer's reaction to be the most bizarre of all, when he expressed shock that previous prison sentences had done nothing to help his client. Imagine!

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