The Next DaVinci Code: Pretty, Comfortable Bras

It's like trying to find the Holy Grail, I swear. I mean, how hard can it be to find a white bra for everyday that isn't ugly as sin?

Last year, my boutique sold bras, but this year I haven't included them in the collection, so off I went to the store. There I found walls and displays covered with white bras - most of them so ugly I thought I was having hallucinations of my grandma's old 18-hour models.

I don't get it. I don't. Why would anyone choose an ugly bra when they can get one just as practical that is attractive? Today's bras include gorgeous styles for all sizes - and I mean all sizes. A whole specialty of the lingerie industry now is for plus size and big bust, and big bust companies often also do the smallest cups, too. The whole range is available at good prices and in beautiful styles, so why is there still such a market for ugly, dumpy, frumpwear?

Especially in the most common sizes. This makes no sense to me. What is a 34B doing looking like some medieval torture device? It makes no sense - that's the easiest size to find in comfortable and attractive styles. Why would anyone do this to their breasts?

Ladies, there is no need to choose between pretty and comfortable, between attractive and functional. You really can have it all. Insist on it.