Lingerie to the Rescue!

I always knew lingerie could make or break your day. Of course, that usually just meant your dress would look better or you'd be all set if your evening went as well as hoped. But I never thought lingerie could actually save your life.

That's right. It's true. A woman's life has now been saved when her bra strap jumped to the rescue and fended off a bullet.

And it finally lays to rest that age-old mystery of Wonder Woman's clothes. They weren't there just so men could eat their hearts out. They were there because they had a job to do. And they did it. Damn it.